BRITNEY SPEARS VS ALYSSA MILANO II
VS
VSFebruary 2001
Title Turmoil
Britney Spears (52%) escapes Alyssa Milano (48%) Alyssa Milano is a former Warqueen champion and realizes just how rare an opportunity at the title is. She also remembers the horrifying experience of Britney Spears tossing her over the top of the cage in their last title match. Recent losses to Halle Berry* and Christina Aguilera** have not helped her confidence much going into this all-important match. Alyssa hid her fears and concerns and looked confident as she waited in her corner for the champion to arrive. Alyssa received quite a few whistles and catcalls attractively dressed in her tight black leather pants and black tank top from the Eva Savelot TV commercials.
Britney did not make her rival wait very long as she emerged from the dressing room with a lot of music and fanfare. Britney wore the red, white & blue colors of her new corporate sponsor, Pepsi. Most fans admit the Pepsi colors never looked as delightful as they looked barely covering Britney. Britney wore a red & blue bikini top and blue pants with the words Pepsi and the company logo emblazoned across her ample ass. Alyssa was extremely relieved she was not accompanied by her Generation Next teammates Le Ann Rimes, Aaliyah, and Melissa Joan Hart.
Britney has been receiving a lot of complaints from competitors and fans that claim she takes unfair advantages to win her matches. There is a cry from some fans to even have Britney banned for some time. The referee is obviously one of the supporters for Britney's banning because he quickly jumps in her face with threats of disqualification and awarding the belt to Alyssa for any wrongdoing. Britney did not take kindly to the treatment from the official and started arguing back. Soon their argument ended when Britney buries her fist into the referee's stomach. She continued her assault by kicking the referee in the stomach, driving him back into the ropes. The blonde continued hitting the official about the head until Alyssa came in from behind and captured the champion in a full nelson.
Britney proves to be a lot stronger than her rival and powers out of the hold. Britney spins around and kicks the brunette in the stomach and knocks her to the mat. Britney barely lets a moment pass before she is back on the attack and grabs Alyssa's ankles and holds them in place to deliver stinging kicks to her exposed hamstring. A few of the kicks impact a little lower to Alyssa's groin. Britney released the challenger and watches as she struggles to her hands & knees. This allows Britney to get a running start and kick the former champion in the ribs. One last kick to Alyssa's sexy hips forces the actress to roll under the ropes to the arena floor to escape this beating.
Some loud fans at ringside start holding up 'Ban Britney' signs and yelling and insulting the blonde bombshell champion. Britney begins to yell and argue back at the fans, as if she completely forgot she was in a championship match. Alyssa was able to recover, return to the ring and nail Britney with a drop kick to her turned back. The force of the blow nearly knocked Britney out of the ring, but left the champion draped doubled over the top rope. Alyssa peels the blonde off the ropes scoops the champion up across her shoulders in a fireman's carry. She spins her around a few times before dumping her to the mat. Alyssa repays Britney for some of her earlier indignities and kicks the teen in her big round ass. Britney rolls over to her back to protect her backside, but Alyssa stomps her in her gut once she does.
The brunette presses her advantage, and tries to haul Britney to her feet. The crafty youngster reaches up and grabs Alyssa's hair and uses it to flip her over to the mat. Britney captures the brunette in a side headlock, and escorts her over to the ring ropes. Britney forces the contender's throat over the top rope attempting to choke Alyssa out. Britney climbs onto Alyssa's back to get better leverage to push down onto Alyssa's throat. In her zeal to inflict more pain to Alyssa she did not realize she had given Alyssa an opportunity to escape. The desperate brunette reaches back and finds a handful of blonde hair, and uses it to flip Britney over her shoulders and out of the ring to the arena floor. Britney takes a hard tumble out of the ring and takes her time getting back to her feet and back into the ring. She is obviously favoring her lower back, holding it and wincing in pain. Alyssa too needed the breather to recuperate from the beating she has been receiving.
Britney climbs back on the ring apron to find the contender waiting on her. Alyssa grabs two handfuls of blonde hair and flips Britney over the top rope and into the ring. Alyssa locks Britney into a front face lock as the champion regains her feet and wrenches the blonde's head from side to side.
With the tight lock on Britney cutting off her air supply, and the teen's struggles subside a bit Alyssa lifts Brtiney upside down into position for a suflex. Alyssa holds Britney upside down for a while allowing the blood to rush to her head before falling back and dropping the champion on her already injured back. Britney wails in pain and again rubs her lower back. Britney lies on her back with her famous breast rapidly rising & falling at each breath. Alyssa dives on top of the champion for the pin, but the blonde easily kicks out after a two count.
Both competitors rise to their feet when Alyssa fires a short punch to Britney's belly that drops the blonde to her knees. Alyssa again captures Britney in another face lock, and claps down hard on the blonde. Once again Alyssa lifts Briiney off the mat and holds her upside down for another suflex. Britney helplessly waits for another hard fall to the canvas, but instead Alyssa seats the champion on the top turnbuckle.
Britney gasps, realizing Alyssa intends on super flexing her off the top turnbuckle to the canvas. This maneuver will obviously bring Britney's championship reign to a screeching halt. Alyssa climbs to the middle ropes and forces Britney's head under her arm so she can suflex the blonde to the canvas. Britney fights desperately to avoid the maneuver. She punches Alyssa in the side and even results to biting the brunette's side to find a way out of this predicament. Each time Britney looks like she is about to escape, Alyssa counters with her own punch to the gut or slap of the face and again puts Britney in position for the superflex. The battle on the turnbuckle went on for what seemed like forever until Alyssa's will seemed to begin to win out. Despite everything she tried Britney found herself about to be suflexed off the top rope.
After the titanic struggle on the top rope Alyssa finally has Britney in position for the long fall to the mat. Britney holds on to the ropes with her last once of strength, but it would not be enough to hold off the determined brunette. Just as Britney's last grasp was failing, and Alyssa was about to execute what was surely a match-finishing move. Melissa Joan Hart charges into the ring. Britney's allie kicks Alyssa in her exposed crotch causing her to fall off the turnbuckle grabbing her womanhood.
The referee protests the interference and is about to motion to the timekeeper for Britney's disqualification. But before he could Britney comes off the top rope and knocks the official to the mat. Melissa locks Alyssa into a camel clutch and pulls back on the contender's neck. Alyssa has no choice but to start yelling her submission at the top of her lungs. Britney locks the downed referee's head between her strong thighs and squeezes the poor man's head. Alyssa is in soo much pain she can no longer scream her submission, but she is tapping the mat indicating her surrender.
Britney looks at the man struggling between her strong thighs and says, "Now you don't want to disqualify me.... do you?" Britney purrs to her captive. "Looks like Alyssa is tapping out so I guess I win right?" The Referee, being tortured by Britney's strong thighs, gave into her demands and called for the bell and awarded the match and champion to Britney Spears and Generation Next.
VS
December 2001
Birth of the Bad Asses
Britney Spears (50%) draws Alyssa Milano (50%) Alyssa Milano leaps out the ring as Britney Spears enters the arena and starts to walk up the aisle. The brunette dressed in her Eva Savelot out fit of black leather tank top and leather hot pants, resembles her commercial character intercepting someone about to make a call, and not using 1-800-COLLECT. Alyssa greets the blonde half way up the aisle by leaping on her, knocking the blonde to the ground and plastering her face with punches. Things had happened so quickly, Britney had already absorbed many punches to her face before she got the presence about her to flinch and throw a smaller Alyssa from on top of her. Britney, then started firing back with punches of her own to Alyssa's pretty face.
Britney takes the offensive and pulls Alyssa to her feet, and slings her into the barrier separating the crowd from the aisle. Alyssa grunts as her back slams against the iron barricade. Britney closes in on Alyssa to press her advantage, when the brunette surprises her by lifting her up and dropping the blonde tits first on the iron barricade. Britney exclaims in pain, and grabs her tits muttering, "My boobies!" Alyssa clobbers the young champion over the back of the head and sends her toppling over the barrier and into the fan's seats.
Alyssa quickly leaps over after Britney. She stomps the blonde's champion's tight stomach before Britney could make it to her feet. Britney sits up only to be kicked in the face. The back of her head snaps back and slams into the iron barricade behind her, giving her a double impact. Alyssa kicks Britney's face a couple more times until the young blonde starts to slump over onto her side. Alyssa pulls the hurting blonde to her feet. Britney's head is spinning, as the brunette captures her in a headlock and starts to usher the blonde through the fans and up the stairs from the lower level seats towards the arena's upper level.
Half way up the stairs, tries to weakly fight back, but Alyssa quiets those mild protest with a couple well placed forearm shots. Alyssa keeps dragging Britney up the stairs, until they reach the upper level of the arena where an tunnel opens into the concessions area. Once inside of the tunnel, Alyssa eagerly slings Britney face first into the concrete wall of the tunnel. Britney hits the wall with a splat and starts to sink to the floor, but before she able, Alyssa captures her and slings her into the opposite wall of the tunnel, then back into the other wall, and back into the opposite wall again. Finally Britney collapses to the floor with stars circling her head. Alyssa reaches down and snatches Britney's white vynil halter top off over her head, leaving the blonde topless, now only wearing the tight matching white vynil pants. Alyssa pulls the woozy blonde girl to her feet saying, "It's not over yet, sweetie!"
Alyssa uses Britney's hair and leads the stumbling blonde through the tunnel and out into the concession area. Alyssa leads Britney to a hot dog concession stand counter and slams her face into the counter top. Alyssa lifts Britney up and places her on the counter, then pushes her over the off the counter into the kitchen area. The staff sees the battle coming their way, and quickly scramble out of a side door, as Alyssa hops over the counter to follow Britney into the concession area. The dazed blonde is struggling to her feet till Alyssa grabs a tray with hot dogs on it and slams it over Britney's head. Britney slinks back down to a seated position on her ass, nearly out. Alyssa picks up one of the hot dogs off the ground and uses a handful of hair to lift Britney's head so she can look at the champion eye to eye. Alyssa takes the hot dog and smears it into Britney's face to demean the beaten champion. Finally with Britney sitting helplessly in the corner, with her head bowed, resting on her chest, Alyssa takes a pot of melted nacho cheese, and pours the hot cheese over Britney's head. The defenseless blonde exhales a long, loud groan of pain as the hot cheese covers her head and slowly runs down covering her body.
Alyssa steps back and smiles, admiring her handiwork. She smiles even harder realizing she is finally about to regain the Warqueen title that Britney took from her years ago. Suddenly the side door to the concession booth burst open, and Melissa Joan Hart comes through.
"I was hoping you'd show up," purrs Alyssa, "we have some unfinished business to tend to."
With that Melissa & Alyssa engage in a brief slugfest. They trade punch after punch till Alyssa's fist wobble the second blonde. That momentary lapse was enough opening for Alyssa to unleash a quick combination of punches to Melissa's face that put the young actress on Dream Street. Now with Melissa's eyes mindlessly dancing around her skull Alyssa grabs a handful of blonde hair and leads the blonde out of the kitchen. Alyssa says, "You little shit nugget, I'm going to flush you away once and for all!" Alyssa drags Melissa out the side door and out of the concessions booth.
Right after Alyssa & Melissa leave, the other Generation Next members, Nelly Furtado, and the newest recruit, singer Mya enter the concession booth and tend to Britney. They help the young blonde to her feet and to regain her senses. Britney quickly regained her wits about her, Britney says, "Come on lets go finish that little witch."
The cheese covered Britney, Mya & Nelly leave the concession booth and finds Alyssa & Melissa down the hall in a nearby bathroom. Alyssa has Melissa's head forced under the water of a toilet. The young blonde is coughing, gagging and pitfully pleading for anyone to help her.
"Let her go you slut!!" Britney announces "We're gonna kick your ass... We're gonna make you sorry you EVER messed with Generation Next!"
"Oh yeah" Alyssa says as she calmly releases the gasping blonde and allows her to take her head out of the toilet bowl. "Britney, I knew you didn't have the guts or skill to fight me by yourself, so I bought some help this time." Alyssa said as she pointed behind the three young singers.
In all the chaos Britney, Nelly or Mya had not noticed others entered the bathroom after they did. They turned to find Christina Applegate, Jenny McCarthy and Nikki Cox standing behind them. Instantly the room exploded into a four on fur free-for-all.
The scene shifts to Alyssa's dressing room, where Alyssa, Christina, Nikki & Jenny celebrate like its New Year's Eve. Backstage reporter, Downtown Julie Brown enters with her camera crew attempting to beak the story on this apparent new alliance. "Alyssa!" says Julie as she approaches, "Alyssa, what's going on here? You didn't win the title, but you're celebrating... tell me and the fans the story!"
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