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Pam Anderson vs Jessica Simpson
Our story starts at the Richie Rich fashion show in Miami. It is another typical All-Star affair, attended by more celebrities than you can shake a stick at. After the fashion show, there's a reception for photo opportunities and hob nobbing with all the right people.

Pam Anderson made her usual appearance in her own unimitatable style. Pam wore a thin sundress with her shouder straps constantly and seductively falling off of her shoulder. Of course she did not wear a bra underneath, so her nipples were inviting second and third looks. Also as expected, the dress was so short, it should be call a T shirt. Pam routinely flashes shots of her white panties when she sat down. Those who know her would not recognize her at these events without the champagne glass, shot glass, or Vodka, Gin and Jack Daniels glass. In fact, Pam is pretty sloshed. Her eyes are narrowing. She is giggling at everything, and stumbling and swaying as she walks. Pretty much business as usual for Pamela Anderson.

As Pam walked by, somebody accidently bumped into her. The unbalanced blonde stumbled, then fell, but luckily Dallas Cowboy quarterback, Tony Romo was sitting in a near by chair, and Pam fell into his lap. "Whew! nice catch Cowboy, I thought you're supposed to be throwing passes not catching them." Pam jokes.

Tony laughs and chuckles a bit with the blonde bombshell sitting in his lap. Its an innocent moment, but suddenly interrupted by "Get your hands offa my man, you old skank!" The squawk belongs to Tony's girlfriend, Jessica Simpson. She missed Pam's innocent fall, and only sees the tail end part of Pam smiling in her man's lap. Jessica stomps toward the pair.

Pam leaps out of Tony's lap and holds her hands up in front of her, toward off the advancing young singer. "Hold up Jessica, This isn't what you think." Pam says.

The next few moments appear to occur in slow motion. Pam stood wide eyed with her hands up to her chest, begging Jessica off. The young singer storms forward with her fist clenched tight. Jessica unloads a looping right fist around Pam's meager defenses and explodes on Pam's left jaw. The veteran actress' face skewed to the right with her jaw twisted, and her cheeks, blowing out from the impact. This moment was captured by countless digital and video cameras from the press and paparazzi in attendance. Jessica's follow through causes Pam's head to sharply twist to the right with her golden hair flying like it has been electrified. Pam's legs go stiff as boards. Then the blonde falls backward to the ground as stiff as a tree. Pam does nothing to break her fall. She crashes to the floor so hard, to seemed dust was raised in her wake.

As time returns to its normal pace, Pam lies flat on her back. Her famous breasts still stand tall like two tan mountains on her chest. Her arms are extended out to her sides, and her eyes are still wide open, although they stare vacantly up at the ceiling. She perfectly illustrates the cliche, "The lights are on, but nobody is at home." Pam is knocked out cold. Again her dresses right shoulder strap has teasingly fallen off her shoulder, revealing more flesh than the dresses' designer intended. Also Pam's short dress has risen to reveal the bottom of her white panties.

While flash bulbs pop, everybody reacts excitedly to this unforseen turn of events. Jessica totally ignores the blonde icon, whose block she has just knocked off, and grabs Tony's arm. "C'me on Tony, let's go!" Jessica says as she starts pulling her prized quarterback to his feet, and ushers him toward the door.

BeyonceAs Jessica plows through, making an exit path, Beyonce steps into her way. The reigning Warqueen is Pam's team mate in the Fab Four, as well as Pam's prized pupil. Beyonce wears a scowl with one hand placed on the side of her enormous hip. "You can't do that to Pam!" Beyonce spits with the saucy attitude of her alter ego, the bitchy and ultra aggressive, Sasha Fierce.

"Well. I just did!" Jessica answers with the same attitude, and bitchiness that Beyonce gave her. "What are you going to do about it?" Jessica asks as her head bounces on her shoulders, emphasizing each word.

Jessica steps closer to the larger woman, until they are standing tit to tit. Jessica looks up at the champion defiantly, daring her to respond. Beyonce readjusts her stance, putting both hands on her hips and thrusting out her chest. Beyonce wears a smirk inviting Jessica to fight.

The stare down lasts for several seconds with neither one blinking. Everyone watches in silence and anticipation. Suddenly Jessica breaks the tension, by smacking her lips and pulling Tony past Beyonce. "Let's go Tony." Jessica is very angry, not crazy. Beyonce is about four inches taller, and outweighs her by several pounds. Although she would not back down from a confrontation with the champion, she was not insane enough to start one. Beyonce blows and rolls her eyes as Jessica walks away. She too is happy their stare down did not lead to a brawl. After seeing Jessica layout Pam with one punch, she did not really want to tangle with the enraged little blonde at this moment.

With Jessica disappearing out of sight with Tony in tow, Beyonce turns her attention to her downed team captain. "Pam!" Beyonce says as she pushes her way to Pam's side. "Pam!" Beyonce repeats as she kneels by the blonde's side. Beyonce gently shakes Pam, hoping to revive her. Seeing that hah no effect, Beyonce shakes Pam harder and yells her name louder. "Pam, wake up!" To Beyonce's relief the heavy jostling results in Pam's eyelids fluttering. After more jostling, she gets a moan from Pam. Then Pam shows signs she is regaining her awareness.

After more moan and groans, Pam's eyes regain their focus. Her eyes flutter quickly as full awareness of her surroundings returns. "Wh.. wh.. w... What happened? Why am I lying on the floor?" Pam stammers. The room erupts in laughter, realizing just how hard Jessica hit Pam. Pam starts to sit up, but her head is groggy and light headed so she fall back to the floor. "OOhhhhh" Pam coos rubbing her aching jaw. "What happened, did I get into a fight or something?" the dumbfounded blonde asks.

The people watching find Pam's confusion hysterically funny. The blonde looks around, wide eyed, still trying to figure out what is going on, and why everybody is laughing. Trying to save her friend and mentor from further embarrassment, Beyonce scoops the slender woman up in her arms, and carries her out of the reception hall, while everyone continues laughing their heads off.

Jessica's punch turned into the shot heard around the world. The next day, Pam was the laughing stock of the country. It started with the morning shows, making fun at Pam's expense. Every entertainment show made her and Jessica the lead story, with Pam the butt of their remarks. Every late hight, and stand up comedian had a joke about Pam. The tape was shown over and over again. It was shown in slow motion. It was shown, stopped, put in reverse and started again. The tape could be found on every form of media, and usually accompanied with unflattering commentary about Pam.

At first Pam tried to lay low, hoping the story would pass. However the story seemed to drag on. Still Pam remained silent about the incident in the press. After a week and a half, Pam's phone rang.

"Pam..."

"What's up Mom?" Pam answers. She has called Loni Anderson, Mom, since she played Pam's character's mother in her TV show V.I.P..

"I've booked you in a match against Jessica Simpson for the next PPV." Loni states. "Don't argue with me about it, just whip the little snot's ass and end this crap. It's time to shut everybody up and get your respect back."

Pam knew better than argue with Loni. The blonde blew and reluctantly said, "Alright." and hung up the phone.

Pam knew Loni was right. She just hoped this story would pass without coming to this. Pam knows this is a critical match for her at this point in her career, and felt the pressure to crush her young rival. Pam is considered an Icon in Hollywood circles, as the reigning 'Blonde Bombshell" for well over a decade. She has outlast all her contenders, Jenny McCarthy, Anna Nicole Smith, Gena Lee Nolin, and Cindy Margolis. None could knock her from her perch on top of the heap. Now after turning forty, she sees the end of her incredible run coming too an end. The media's latest big breasted, dizzy blonde, to promote is Jessica Simpson.

Jessica proved to be a formidable opponent. She is media savvy, with a laundry list of celebrity boyfriends, and a penchant of re-inventing herself whenever needed. She started as a pop singer with a pop star boyfriend, but could not beat out Britney Spears of Christina Aguilera for the top spot. So, Jessica turns to television and a reality show, then movies with a highly coveted, Daisy Duke role in the new Dukes of Hazzard movie. She also got a new movie star boyfriend during that time. Lately, she has re-immerged as a country singer, with a high profile relationship, with the Dallas Cowboy quarterback. She is again followed by the media constantly.

Personally, Pam does not like Jessica. However, she has yet to erase the internet videos of her trashed ass tied to a fucking machine, and Christina Aguilera taking credit for putting her there from people's memories. Meanwhile, Jessica's catfighting reputation has been growing. Pam was positive that she would make short work out of the young tart, until that "Shot Heard Round The World". It is obvious that Jessica is fully capable of thrashing Pam as well or worst than Christina did. Not loss on Pam is the fact that her makeup artist are piling more crap on her face to keep pace with the younger blondes. Originally Pam had wisely decided to avoid this confrontation entirely. Pam faces a potentially humiliating loss, that could signify the end of her run as a top cafighter, and the top Blonde Bombshell. Now after "The Punch" its more damaging for Pam to avoid this confrontation. She has to fight, and has to win.

During the pre fight hype, things heat up to the point that both blonde wanted to tear each other apart. During Jessica's interview with Tyra Banks, on The Tyra Banks Show she commented. "I don't regret knocking Pam out... Any girl would react the same way, if a woman with her reputation was sitting on their boyfriend's lap. She got what she deserved..."

Jessica continued, "Well Pam has had it in for me ever since they were planning a new Baywatch movie, and cast me to play her old character, CJ Parker. Pam got pissed. I guess she thinks that she can still fill out a Baywatch swimsuit like she used to..." Jessica chuckles like the notion is absurd. "I mean Pam was a huge part of Baywatch's success. She should have been somewhere in the movie. So I suggested that they cast her as my mother. I thought it would be a great part for her at this stage in her career. I guess she did not like it, she's had an attitude with me ever since."

"Then there was that whole T shirt thing. I think its time that I shut her up once and for all. She's just an old hag. I'm going kick her ass and put her out to pasture. After I'm done with her, she'll never speak my name again..." Jessica predicts.

Pam was scheduled to appear on Tyra's show a few days later to promote the PPV as well. "Tyra, she's such a bitch!" Pam began when asked about Jessica. "She's totally fake and such an attention whore. I can't stand her."

Tyra giggles. "She calls you an attention whore Pam. What about that?" asks Tyra.

"I'm real Tyra." Pam states "I don't put on for the camera. They just follow me automatically." Pam answers. "She promotes this image to the public like she's so sweet and innocent, but when the cameras are off, she turns into a spoiled brat. I can't stand being around her."

"Now about this whole T shirt thing?" Tyra asks, "You called Jessica a 'Bitch' and a 'whore' after she wore a shirt saying 'Real Women Eat Meat'." Tyra pauses. "You cleaned up your statement later, for media purposes, but you never apologized for your comments."

"Right. Whenever someone says 'Jessica Simpson' the words, 'bitch' and 'whore' always comes to my mind. They just happened to fall put of my mouth that time. I didn't know the situation why she was wearing the shirt. I didn't apologize. I sent her stupid ass some PETA literature and pamphlets to show her the disadvantages of eating meat. I hope her dumb ass can read."

DING DING!!!

After weeks of catty comments, fight night finally arrived. By fight time, neither blonde wanted to win the match, they were both determined to dominate the other. Jessica's celebrity has recently passed stardom, moving to superstar. Jessica in anxious to make the next leap to legend or icon. Destroying an established Icon like Pam, will catapult her up toward her goal. Especially one that has cattily and jealously attacked her like Pam has could validate her claim. This is a matter of survival for Pam. Another loss to a young blonde could knock her out of the top tier of competition. Pam's is certain that Jessica will make her demise as painful, and embarrassing as possible. The fans are eager to see two gorgeous blonde tear into each other. Connoisseurs of the sport are eager to see this clash of generations. Many are predicting the dawning of a new age, and the decline of a legend.

"Fighting out of Dallas, Texas," the ring announcer speaks in a booming voice. "Standing at a height of five feet, three inches, singing sensation, Jesssssicaaaaaaaa Simpsonnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jessica walks through the curtain and walks up the aisle. She dazzles the audience with a sparkling smile and a polite wave as she strides to the ring. The crowd goes crazy because Jessica is wearing a red Baywatch swimsuit, and looking astonishingly sexy. Jessica looks as sexy as Pam ever had wearing the outfit that Pam made an icon in pop culture. The crowd recognizes Jessica's attempt to upstage Pam, and are eating it up. The roar is deafening. Jessica climbs through the ropes and parades around the ring. Her enchanting smile and unassuming wave charms everyone in the audience. The PPV broadcast announcers can not stop commenting how spectacular, Jessica looks in her Baywatch uniform.

"Her opponent," the ring announcer restarts, "Fighting out of Malibu, Cali-forn - IIII- A! She is also the reigning Cock Fight Champion. The five foot seven inch, Hellcat Pammmmmmm Annnnnnnndersssssssoooooooooonnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!" Ever the exhibitionist, Pam bursts through the curtain. She starts prancing and bouncing to the ring while blowing kisses to everyone. Pam's entrance is much more flamboyant than Jessica's. Pam constantly whips her long blonde hair around, while shimmying, and jiggling body parts. Always the flirt and tease, Pam wears a barely legal string thong bikini. Pam hears that her reception is not as loud as Jessica's, so she moves and shakes harder, trying to upstage her young rival. Pam also knows that Las Vegas odds makers have her as a slight underdog against Jessica. Despite the handwriting on the wall, Pam refuses to belive her run as the Hollywood's top Blonde Bombshell is coming to an end.

Pam bounces around the ring, trying hard to reclaim the crowd from Jessica. Despit her teasing, the majority still favor the innocent looking young blonde on the opposite side of the ring from Pam. The Icon climbs, and stands on the second ring ropes, and bends over at the waist, giving the audience a goods look at her big round tits as she yells something to the crowd. Jessica wears a mischievous smile, and walks up behind Pam. Jessica draws back and gives Pam a big smack on her ass. Jessica's swat startles Pam, causing her to tumble over the top rope, and fall to the arena floor. The audience starts laughing at Pam's expense. Seeing the action has started, the referee calls for the opening bell.

After her ungraceful and comical fall to the floor, Pam scrambles back to her feet. Jessica has already slipped out of the ring, and waiting for Pam as she tries to stand. Jessica grabs Pam's hair to steady her rival, then nails her in the face with a big right hand punch. Pam falls back to the floor. Jessica quickly drops down on top of her foe, and pins her down by sitting on her belly.

Pam thrashes and struggles under Jessica, trying to knock her off. The whole time, Pam is punished by hammering blows coming down on her from her rival. Fortunately for Pam, she is much taller than her opponent and is able to knock her off. Pam is trying to scramble away, but Jessica reaches out with her legs and snaps them shut around Pam's head like a pair of scissors. Jessica squeezes tightly, trapping Pam in her head scissors. Jessica still has trouble trying to contain the larger blonde. Pam is able to kick out and pry Jessica's legs from around her head, but has to exert a lot of effort and energy to do so.

Pam immediately starts frantically crawling under the bottom rope into the ring and escape from Jessica. As Pam is scampering and crawling on her belly, into the ring, Jessica gets up and grabs her rival's ankle, the only body part left out of the ring. Jessica drags Pam down the length of the ring to the corner, positioning her so that her legs were straddling the ring post. Pam sees what's coming, and starts desperately clawing at the mat trying to crawl away. Timing patiently, Jessica lounges in and captures Pam's other thrashing ankles. Jessica runs backwards pulling Pam cunt first into the ring post. As Pam's hot pussy slams into the cold hard steel post, she releases a long, loud howl of pain. For added emphasis, Jessica swings Pam's left thigh and slams it into the post, then flings's Pam's right leg and slams it into the post as well.

Pam draws her slender legs up into her chest and curls up into a moaning ball. Jessica smiles widely, thrilled at how the fight has progressed. "Now for a lil' old fashion, country scufflin'" Jessica thinks as she climbs into the ring. The young Texan figures she can ground and pound the older Canadian into submission. "I'm gonna wear this old hag out!" Jessica thinks as she dives down on top of Pam. Jessica is certain that a little dirty close quarters in fighting will be too hot for Pam, draining the veteran's strength and will to fight.

As soon as Jessica lands on top of Pam, they start rolling across the canvas like one big blonde fur ball. Jessica hair pulls, claws, gouges, and knees Pam all over her body, but Pam gives her the same treatment back in spades. In fact Pam proves to be a little better than Jessica at her own game. The veteran is turning the tables on Jessica and wearing her out instead. Mercifully the blondes break apart and roll in opposite direction. Meanwhile at this point, the crowd is going bananas cheering them on.

The gifts of youth allows Jessica to spring to her feet before Pam. After Pam stands Jessica is charging toward her. Nimbly, Pam sidesteps Jessica, allowing her to crash into the corner turnbuckle chest first. Jessica winces and grunts as she hits the corner. Pam is on her like a flash. She spins Jessica around to face her, and delivers a loud slapping chop to Jessica's chest. Jessica notices the veteran stand to the side of her to deliver her chops, so Jessica is not able to kick her, like the young blonde has done to several less experienced competitors.

Fighting on guts, Jessica lounges out and grabs Pam about her shoulder and the back of her head. Using brute strength, Jessica flings Pam into the corner, and reverses positions. Ignoring the burning sensation in her own chest, Jessica explodes with a chop to Pam's enormous tits. Pam squeals and reels in the corner. Jessica sends a series of chops as fast and furious as she can into Pam's chest. Once her rival in wincing, with her breath taken away, Jessica lowers her shoulder and starts ramming it into Pam's slender midsection. Pam starts to sink in the corner with much of her zip taken out of her. After Jessica stops, Pam hunches over clutching her belly. Jessica wraps her arms around Pam's head, and takes a couple of steps out of the corner. Jessica launches her self forward, and leaps in the air, and drives Pam's face into the canvas with a bulldog maneuver.

Jessica pops to her feet, full of excitement. She hears the crowd roaring. While Pam has her very vocal supporters, the majority of the audience appears to be behind her. Jessica get intoxicated with the feeling. She wants it all. She wants all the accolades, all the attention, all the affection. She wants Pam's position as a living legend and an icon. She feels the obsession to become the top Blonde Bombshell. She sees Pam rise to her hands and knees, and stops there, with her head bowed. Pam is obviously hurt and in serious danger. It is all there for the taking for Jessica.

Jessica races against the ropes and bounds off, and jumps in the air. Jessica comes down with her leg clobbering Pam across the back of her head. Pam crashes face first to the mat. Again the beautiful face takes a bashing. Again Jessica springs to her feet. She plants her foot in her downed competitor's back and grabs Pam's wrists in either hands. Jessica jerks back, putting Pam in a surfboard hold.

At first, Pam screams and thrashes around. Jessica holds tight and pulls back harder. Pam gets stretched to her limits, and starts howling like a trapped animal. Eventually her struggles for freedom slow as well.

"Give it up! Just quit!" Jessica shouts. "Retire! Tell these people that you don't have it anymore! Tell them you're a has been! Tell them before you get hurt old hag!" Jessica finishes, "Tell them you're done with wrestling, forever!"

Jessica's word have some weight with Pam. She knows her best catfighting days are behind her. Despite everything, Pam has underestimated Jessica. The young girl has grown into a top tier catfighter. Pam still can not stand her guts, and is not about to let this of all blonde's be the one that takes her throne.

First Pam draws her feet up under her, and powers up to her knees. Despite losing her leverage advantage, Jessica keeps her foot in Pam's back and cranks up the pressure by twisting her foe's arms. Jessica holds on as long as possible, before Pam powers up to her feet. As soon as Pam is almost standing, Jessica release her arms and clobbers the taller woman over the back of the head with her forearm. Pam's knees buckle. Jessica bludgeons her repeatedly about the head. Then she knees Pam in the side, making her drop to her hands and knees again.

"Fine have it you way hag. I'll destroy what little good looks that you have left!" Jessica threatens and climbs on Pam's back. Jessica jumps up, and brings all of her weight down on Pam's back and pushes her flat on the mat. Jessica sinks her claws into Pam's hair and starts slamming her face into the mat. The thumping sound begins to resemble the thumping of a beating drum. Next Jessica takes both hands and begins to grind Pam's face into the rough canvas. "Still think you're hot stuff, Old Bat?" Jessica taunts as she smears Pam's face against the mat. Pam squeals, wails and kicks away. Jessica curls her lip as she tries to demean and humiliate Pam. Jessica's vicious streak that she tries so hard to hide surfaces as she mercilessly enjoys her enemies plight.

Pam's fans start roaring their displeasure with Jessica's dirty tactics. Jessica pauses for a moment. She desperately desires the crowd's approval. It takes a moment for her blonde brain to work, but she comes up with a solution. Jessica presses Pam's face into the mat with one hand, while the other furiously pulls at the back of her string bikini. Fifteen seconds later, Pam's top comes loose in Jessica's hand. The young singer holds the top high with a hoot, presenting it to the crowd. Predictably, she receives a roar of approval from the horny audience.

The momentarily distraction allows Pam to push up and twist, knocking Jessica off of her back. Pam quickly spins around to face her opponent and starts swinging her fist. Pam wails away furiously at Jessica's pretty face. Jessica was taken off guard by Pam's sudden movement, and was temporarily defenseless when Pam began her assault. That was all the wiley veteran needed. Pam has been beaten pretty bad until this point, and felt that this may be her only chance against the talented young woman. Pam pinned Jessica down with her humongous tits on top of Jessica's breasts. Pam spread her legs to make it difficult for Jessica to roll her off and fired away at her rival with all that she had.

When Pam rose off of her foe, Jessica lies stunned on the mat. Pam places her foot on Jessica's throat and steps down with all her might. Next Pam grabs the ring ropes for extra leverage to crush Jessica's windpipe. Pam did not care who in the audience were cheering or jeering her tactics. All she cares about is hurting the bitch underneath her foot. Jessica's eyes are bulging as she withers under Pam's foot.

When Pam removes her foot, Jessica is gagging and flopping around on the canvas. Despite her dirty tactics, the crowd cheers Pam. The way that Pam has taken advantage of Jessica's momentary lapse and has taken total control of the fight from one miniscule mistake is nothing less than genius. Most recognize they are witnessing the difference between a Superstar and an Icon.

Pam reaches down and snatches Jessica to her feet by her hair. Next she busts Jessica in the jaw with a forearm smash. Jessica is reeling, punch drunk from the blow and lack of oxygen to her blonde brain. Pam grabs the dizzy girl by her arm and whips her into the corner. Once Jessica crashes into the turnbuckle, Pam charges in and rams her shoulder into Jessica's mid section. Pam repeatedly drives her shoulder into Jessica's gut, making sure the young girl can not catch her breath. Jessica slumps in the corner with her mouth hung open, trying to catch some air. When Pam stops, she opens up with her fists again in a belly punching display. Pam makes Jessica's belly sound like bongo drums, then she adds kicks once her arms get tired. Pam only ceases her assault when Jessica, slumps sluggishly to her ass, unable to withstand Pam's punishment. Without missing a beat, Pam places her foot on Jessica's throat again, choking her as she sits on her butt in the corner. Pam grabs the ropes with both hands to bear down on her foe harder.

Pam stops this time to avoid disqualification. She smoothly grabs Jessica's ankles and drags her out of the corner. Next Pam drops on Jessica's tits with an elbow drop. Then she springs back up and drops another elbow on Jessica's belly. As the songbird gags, Pam crawls on top of her and drops her monster boobs on Jessica's face. Although being breast smothered, Jessica thrashes around with the determination of a champion fighter. Pam tries to ride Jessica out. When she feels Jessica's pearl white teeth rub against her flesh, Pam realizes that Jessica is trying to bite her tits. Pam's eyes stretch wide and she pops off of Jessica. She realizes that she nearly made a critical mistake. If Jessica was able to lock her bite on Pam, she could have easily and probably would have turned the fight around, and emerged victorious.

Pam is standing as Jessica sits up. Then the veteran strikes out with her foot, and kicks her foe in the face. Jessica's head snaps back and she falls back to the mat. "You fat ass slob!" Pam shouts. "Did you really think you could beat me?" Pam asks as she hauls the heavy blonde up by two handfuls of hair. "You finished third as singer behind Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera!" Pam preaches as she drive her knee into Jessica's gut. "You're the third best Jessica behind Biel and Aba." Pam says as she delivers a stinging slap to Jessica's cheek. "You're just a third rate bitch all the way around aren't you!" Pam finishes.

Miraculously Jessica awakens out of her beaten stupor with her eyes blazing in anger from Pam's words. Jessica explodes with a right-left combination that rocks Pam's blonde head on her shoulders. Jessica connects with another right that wobbles Pam. Jessica launches another left, but Pam bobs to the side to avoid. Then using the momentum from the evasive maneuver, Pam steps in with a looping uppercut. Jessica's blonde head snaps back, a visible jolt runs through her body and her legs turn to mush. Jessica drops to the canvas like a puppet, cut from its strings.

Pam lets out a sexy, mischievous giggle. Then she bends over and places her index finger on Jessica's chest. The referee drops to the mat and administers the three count. This confrontation that began with a single punch, now it ends with a single punch.

Pam leaps to her feet and celebrates with a cheering crowd. Jessica opens her eye and starts stirring. Pam looks down at her victim, but still is not satisfied. She wants to eliminate this contender to her throne, not simply hold her off. A little post match humiliation should do the trick.

"Uhh sugar, I think we've proved that you're no C.J. Parker." Pam taunts. "Third rate bitches don't deserve to wear the Baywatch colors." Pam drops to her knees and starts wrestling Jessica's red Baywatch swimsuit off of her body. Pam starts by pulling down Jessica's right shoulder strap, and jerking her arm out of the loop. Jessica was dazed, but after realizing that Pam is about to strip her naked, she comes to life.

Jessica immediately puts her hand over her right breast to cover it before anybody gets a look at her tit. "Nahh!!" Stop! I'm not that kind of woman you witch!" Jessica whines as she put all her effort into covering her chest, and trying to keep the rest of her suit on her body. Pam kept pulling down the final shoulder strap with a zesty determination. With Jessica's focus clearly on covering her bust, Pam is able to wrestle the strap down. Please... Please... stop you monster!" Jessica peads.

Pam gets the strap off. Jessica covers her boobs and desperately tries to squirm away. "Stop! Please! I'm begging you!" Jessica desperately cries. Pam yanks the swimsuit down to Jessica's waist. Squealing like pig, Jessica works her way to the ring ropes and tries to escape out of the ring. Meanwhile Pam constantly jerks on the red swim wear, trying to remove it.

Among the star studded gathering at ringside, is a good friend of Jessica's, Christina Milian. The two's friendship blossomed after guess appearing in Jessica's music videos for "Public Affair", along with Eva Longoria and Christina Applegate. Milan knows how important it is to Jessica to maintain her image. She knows it will be a mortifying moment for Jessica, if Pam succeeds in snatching off the rest of her clothing. She feels horrible for her friend. It appears that Pam is about to succeed in her quest.

Christina takes a deep breath and decides that she can not allow this to happen. Christina leaps over the security barrier and charges the ring. Christina slides under the bottom rope and into the squared circle, just as Pam has pulled down Jessica's swimsuit to show her butt crack. Christina races across the ring to hit Pam with a forearm or a clothesline or something.

As if she has developed a sixth sense from all the years in the ring, Pam falls backwards, and rolls into a ball. In a move out of a video game, Pam rolls backward three or four times like a gymnast rolling across the mat, and ducks under Christina's awkward attempt to hit her. Pam stops rolling and rises to her hunches, as Christina continues forward and bounces into the ring ropes. Meanwhile, Jessica tumbled out of the ring to the ringside floor as soon as Pam released her. Christina bounces against the ropes and charges back toward Pam. The blonde sits on her hunches like a snake ready to strike.

Christina is running back toward Pam. Then at the proper moment, Pam springs forward, pouncing at her prey like a tiger. Launching herself Pam springs forward, and clobbers Christina with a clothesline. Pam literally almost knocks the petite singer for a loop. Christina's feet go flying in the air as her body is launched into space by the force of Pam's blow. She is spinning in the air head over heels until Christina lands on the back of her head. The rest of her body flops to the canvas, leaving her lying spread eagle on the mat.

Christina lies flat on her back, barely moving. Pam takes her vengeance out on her. Sitting beside the dazed singer/actress, Pam starts yanking on her blouse. Buttons starts popping everywhere as Pam snatches the blouse off of its owner. It takes Pam only seconds to tear off Christina's shirt like it was a movie prop, designed to her torn away. Next Pam rolls Christina over onto her belly, and immediately starts working on her bra hook. Working feverishly like a child opening a present on Christmas morning, Pam rips open and away Christina's bra. Again seconds later, the veteran is waving Christina's bra above her head like a captured flag.

The audience is jumping up and down and going crazy. Covering her breasts with both arms, Christina starts scurrying out of the ring. As Christina crawls through the ropes, Pam runs over and gives the intruder a swift kick in the ass, and sends her tumbling out of the ring to the floor. The crowd bursts into laughter and applause, seeing Pam handle two young tarts yet again.

Totally embarrassed, Jessica and Christina begins a long walk of shame, with their heads bowed, while covering their bare breasts. Seconds later, the ring fills with Pam's proteges. Her Fab Four team, Kimora Lee Simmons, Kim Kardashian, and the War Queen, Beyonce come to the ring to congratulate and celebrate with their leader. The audience does not mind one bit. They give the legendary, Icon a standing, roaring ovation.

An hour later, Jessica and Christina are sitting in the dressing room, trying to gather the little dignity they have left. Both are encouraging each other, trying to put a positive spin on the evening. They were both pleased to find out that no embarrassing, 'nip slip' pictures existed, and they were able to cover their tits from camera shots. As the wallow in their self pity, a knock on the door interrupts their pity session. "Come in." Jessica answers in a dejected voice.

Eva Longoria comes inside saying, "Jess, Christina, I saw what that bleached blonde rat did to you. Are you okay?" Eva asks entering the dressing room accompanied by Cameron Diaz.

"Yeah I think it was horrible what that old slut did to you." Cameron adds.

After assuring they were at least physically fine, Cameron and Eva try to console and encourage Christina and Jessica, as best they can. After a while Eva reports, "Incidents like this is why we founded The Resistance. The Fab Four and the ABA are always throwing their weight around, and doing what ever the want. Worst of all, the fans support their tyranny on the league."

"I think both of you would fit well in The Resistance." Cameron adds. "We need a couple of major celebrities like you to legitimize the group. Jessica you're an established star in this league, and should be just as respected as the ABA or Fab Four. This is not another situation like Gen Prime either. There are no leaders in this group. We're just a group of friends, band together, for all of our benefit."

Eva adds, "Christina, you're under contract with the league and haven't been given a chance yet. You're young and athletic. You could definitely be an instant contender to the Songbird title."

Jessica and Christina look at each other, and a smile comes on their faces for the fist time since they left the ring. "I saw what they did to the ABA. They hauled their pathetic asses away in the ambulance." Christina offers eagerly.

"Sure count us in!" Jessica answers with a smile.



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