CHRISTINA APPLEGATE VS MARIAH CAREY
VS
Mariah Carey (56%) escapes
Christina Applegate (44%) Mariah
currently possess a mediocre record of 1 win
to 2 losses. Christina’s is an equally
unimpressive, 1 win to 1 loss. Each wants to
make an impact in this league so promoters
match them against one another. Christina
enters the ring first in a T shirt and jeans.
Mariah came next wearing a black top with
spaghetti shoulder straps. She also wore a
pair of painted on black pants.
As soon as
Mariah climbed through the ropes, Chris
pounced on her. Christina earned the title of
fighter not wrestler this evening. Mariah was
punched, clawed, hit below the belt, had her hair
torn out by the roots and a number of other
questionable tactics. Mariah endured until she
finally was able to use her strength & size
advantage. Kicks to Chris’ stomach
eventually allowed her mount an offensive
that put Christina down on the mat for a
while.
Mariah’s arch enemy, Jennifer Lopez
came to ringside at this point. Last month Mariah & Whitney Houston attacked Jennifer & Lauryn Hill during their title match for the vacant Songbird title. They not only beat Lauryn & Jen, but gave them a humiliating face sitting session till they both passed out. Mariah had
cost Jen the Songbird title last month, and
she wanted revenge. Jen distracted Mariah
long enough for Chris to recover and grab the
singer’s arms from behind. Jen jumped in the
ring and peppered Mariah with jabs while
Chris held her in place. She reared back for
the knockout blow, when Mariah slipped out
of the way at that fateful moment, and Jen
nailed an unsuspecting Christina, dropping
her in her tracks. Jennifer stood there for a
moment with her mouth wide open in
disbelief. That was all the time Mariah
needed to clutch the beauty around the neck,
lift her high in the air, and choke slam her to
the mat. For good measures she reach
down, again clutching Jen’s throat, pulled her
to her feet, and again choke slammed her
back down. Chris had made it to her feet, but
was still woozy Mariah clutched her throat
too, and choke slammed her. Mariah fell on
Chris for an easy pin.
Mariah grabbed the
microphone and yelled, “Thanks Jen I
couldn’t have won without you.” In truth
Mariah had mounted an offensive but
doubted she had enough left to put tough
Christina down for the count.
Jennifer and Christina were still just coming
to their senses. Christina looked at Jen and
muttered, “Fucking shit face bitch!” and
attacked the Latina. Chris easily put Jen in
check, ripping off her mini skirt, and reduced
her to a spaghetti shoulder strapped shirt
similar to Mariah’s and panties. Chris picked
Jen up and dropped her ass first on her knee
with an Atomic Knee drop. She held to Jen’s
panties waist band and didn’t allow her to fall.
Jen did arch her back and scream before
Chris pulled her back and lifted her for a
second knee drop. Jen screamed even
louder than the first time as her legendary ass
connected with Chris’ knee. Chris again
maintained hold of the panties and didn’t
allow Jen to fall. Chris lifted Jen again, this
time holding her up for a long time. All the
tugging on Jen’s panties has caused the
material to go in between Jen’s huge ass
cheeks, and the fans got a great view of
Jen’s ass & pussy. Finally, Chris dropped the
meaty ass on her knee again. This time Jen
bounced off the knee and flopped flat on her
face.
Chris pulled Jen to her feet and
wrapped her arms around her in a bearhug.
“Say you’re sorry, you sorry ass bitch”,
commanded the blonde. Jen would have
gladly said anything Chris desired, but she
was being squeezed so tightly that when she
opened her mouth, nothing came out. Chris’
hands slid down Jen’s back, and again found
her panties’ waist band. She yanked as hard
as she could, and lifted Jen off her feet with
a wedgie. Jen’s massive ass quickly ate up
the material. Chris released Jen, and
allowed her to slump to the mat.
Chris turned
just in time to see Jen’s partner/friend and
former choreographer with the Fly Girls,
Rosie Perez enter the ring. Rosie was
cussing in Spanish and charging the blonde.
Chris raised her foot at the last moment and
caught the rampaging beauty in the chest.
Rosie fell to the mat, but Chris hair hauled
her to her feet almost as soon as she landed.
Christina drove her fist deep in the petite
woman’s stomach, picked up the Latina and
gave her a tombstone pile driver. Rosie was
again pulled to her feet, whipped into the
ropes, and ran face first into Christina’s up
raised foot. Beautiful Rosie’s head snapped
back, and she landed unconscious & spread
eagle on the mat. Chris smiled for the first
time tonight. She even giggled when she
looked over her shoulder and saw Jen
clutching that legendary ass and whimpering
like a wounded puppy. “Sorry ass whores”
she muttered as she left the ring.
Jennifer Lopez & Rosie Perez Pay for crossing Christina Applegate
Christina Applegate looked GREAT even in defeat
Mariah Carey
Wins!
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