JESSICA SIMPSON VS BABY SPICE
VS
By Only One Herm
In the back, Baby Spice, AKA Emma, was getting ready for her upcoming match
with Jessica Simpson. Baby Spice remembers how this match was made. It all
seems so recent...
"Hey BABY Spice! You couldn't lick the crap off my boots in the ring!"
explaime Jessica Simpson. "I bet I could beat you just like I beat Shakira,
with one arm tied behind my back!"
Baby Spice, not known to be much of the aggressive one, started to get a
fury lit from under her. She flung her two pigtails back behind her and
turned to face Jessica. "I bet I could beat you in any type of match you
wanted, and I do mean ANY type of match."
With that, Jessica knew she had her right where she wanted her. "Alright,
bitch. You got it! I want you in a cage match, but one stipulation. You
can't EVER leave the cage. You must pin or submit me to win, and the same
goes for me for you. Do you accept or are you too much of a BABY to do
that?"
Emma, knowing that Jessica was quite a good wrestler, hesitated a moment.
She could feel her other Spice Girls staring at her, waiting to make a
decision. This could be the perfect opportunity to show them that she was a
lot more than just a "baby." "Alright!" Emma shouted. "I accept your
match, but under the circumstances that no one can be at ring side for
either one of us."
"Thats fine by me." said Jessica. "See you in the cage, little girl."
With that Jessica walked away to her dressing room. The match had been
made.
Now all Emma could do was wonder how she was going to beat Jessica in a match
under her own terms. Emma was no mean a slouch when it came to working out,
but Jessica was so young and physically fit, she would have to beat her
quick if she wanted to win this match. A worker for the federation came in
and told Baby Spice it was time for her match. "Thank you, I'll be right
there." Emma hurridly put on her outfit, which consisted of her long blond
hair into two pig tails, a hot pink top with sleeves, but only came to the
bottom of her breasts. Her midsection was bare and her legs were only
covered by very short hot pink shorts that came only to the bottom of her
very fine backside. Her hot pink boots had white laces and white socks that
came out of the top. She laced up her boots and preceded to walk out to the
ring.
A ring announcer was in the ring as the cage was being lowered.
"Intoducing first, from England, give it up for BABY SPICE!" With that she
walked out onto the entrance ramp to the ovationn of the crowd. She walked
down to the ring and was helped through the door to the cage. She stood in
the middle of the ring, waiting for Jessica to stroll down the ramp.
"Now, please welcome, from the United States of America, Pop-Icon, Jessica
Simpson!!" With the very mention of her name, the crowd began to boo
loudly. She was once one of America's sweethearts until she teamed up with
Christina Aguilera and Generation Prime. A few seconds later, Jessica
walked out onto the ramp with a flurry of pyrotechnics. Her long blond hair
was kept back in a pony tail that came down to the bottom of her neck. A
silver tank top covered her entire upper body except for a little bit of
midsection, and a lot of cleavage. Long, silver pants finished out her
outfit with black boots that you could barely see.
She walked confidently to the ring, knowing that she could easily dispatch
of this little girl in a matter of minutes. She couldn't be too confident
though, cause Baby Spice had taken down a couple of the bigger names in the
federation as of late. She got into the ring just as Baby Spice had done,
and just to intimidate the Spice girl, she grabbed the lock from the ref and
locked the cage herself. With that, the bell rung and the match was
underway.
They circled each other a couple of time, Jessica with a sneer on her face
and Emma with a look of concentration. Finally, they locked up and neither
could get the big advantage. Jessica decided to get things her way and
backed Emma up into the corner. The ref called for the break and when
Jessica let go, she rammed her knee into the exposed midsection of Emma.
She did this twice more which made Emma fall to her knees, grasping her
midsection. Jessica grabbed Emma by her pigtails and threw her accross the
ring, landing flat on her face.
Emma was still grasping her midsection when Jessica came over and dropped a
leg across the back of Emma's head and immediatly put her into a head
sciccors. Jessica clamped down as Emma struggled to free herself. Jessica
let go just a little bit to give Emma a thought that she could get out, but
them immediatly clamped on the headsciccors again. Emma twisted her body so
Jessica was on her back and her head inbetween her thighs. She jumped over
Jessica to make it into a pin. The ref went down and counted
one...two...but before he could hit three, Jessica let go of the move and
let Baby fall to the mat.
With Jessica on her back Emma had her first chance to mount an offensive
attack. Emma grabbed Jessica's leg and twisted her onto her back and
slapped on a half crab. Jessica was now the one who was in pain and was
screaming. The ref went down to ask Jessica if she wanted to tap out, but
Ms. Simpson only spat in his face. With one swift move, Jessica brought her
other leg up and connected with the side of Emma's head, forcing her to let
go of her leg and reach for her head.
Jessica, a little slow getting up, walks over to Emma and drops an elbow
right across the chest of Baby Spice. She goes for the quick cover, but
only get a two count. She picks Emma up and whips her into the ropes. On
the way back, Jessica moves back and gives Emma a drop toe hold right into
the side of the cage. She hit so hard, that she busted open the top of her
head a little and began bleeding. It looked like she was about out of the
match, but she wasn't going to give up.
When Jessica came over to pick her up, Emma kicked her leg out from under
her and Jessica fell onto the back of her head. Emma bounded up and as
quickly as she could, locked on a Texas Cloverleaf on the prone pop star.
Jessica, who's leg was already hurting from the Half crab, was now in
significant pain. Jessica tries to get to the ropes and struggles her way
across to them. She finally makes it to the ropes and the ref taps Emma on
the shoulder and tells her to let go.
Emma, thinking she won, raises her arms in victory and walks over to the
door to get let out. When the ref tells her the match isn't over, she turns
around only to see Jessica is already on her feet and connects with a
Superkick to the face of Baby Spice. Emma crumples to the mat, knocked out
entirely. Jessica seeing that the match is basically over, drags Emma to
the middle of the ring and begins to climb the side of the cage. At the top
of the cage, Jessica turns around to steady herself. Seeing that Emma was
still out on the ground, she leaps off the top of the cage and delivers a
HUGE legdrop across the neck of the Spice Girl.
With that, Jessica lays on top of Emma, reaches over to her far leg and
hooks it so the ref can count the pin. The ref comes over and hits the mat
three times and calls for the bell. Jessica stands up and the ref raises
her hand in victory. She begins to walk over to the door, but turns around
and walks back over to the unconcious Spice Girl. She picks her up, places
her head inbetween her legs, and drops her with a Pedigree. Happy with the
destruction of Emma, she leaves the ring to a chorus of boos and jeers. The
cage is lifted and a medical team rushes out to help Emma.
Winner by Pinfall: Jessica Simpson
JESSICA SIMPSON VS POSH SPICE
VS
Jessica Simpson had been talking up her match with Baby Spice for
quite some time. She had demolished the little Spice Girl in a cage match
and was calling out any challenger that had the guts to face her in the
ring. Victoria AKA Posh Spice, came up to Jessica Simpson and challenged her
to a regular match, with the exception that she could bring Emma down to the
ring with her. Jessica agreed, only if she could bring someone down too.
Victoria agreed to this and it was later announced that the leader of
Generation Prime, Christina Aguilera, would accopmany Jessica Simpson down
to the ring.
The night of the match came and the combatants were introduced.
Victoria and Emma strutted down to the ring with the aura of confidence.
They knew for the Spice Girl invasion to truly work, they needed to pick up
the win against Generation Prime. Posh came down wearing black, high cut,
leather shorts, a black vest, that showed off her slender midsection quite
well, and long wrestling boots that came up to around mid calf. Baby wore a
pink sundress with long white socks and white shoes. Her hair was put up
into two ponytails and she was
really putting over the “Baby Spice” gimmick.
Jessica and Christina came down to the ring next to a chorus of boos. Ever
since Christina broke off from the popular Generation Next, anywhere her new
group went got a loud ovation of boos. Jessica had a snide smile as she
strutted down to the ring. Her white tank top with pink trimming accented
her large breasts nicely, while her white, also with pink trimming, short
shorts, made her ass look even better. Her outfit was completed with white
boots with pink laces. Christina walked right behind her, wearing a blue
tight tank top that said “Generation Prime” on the back. She wore black
leather pants with black-heeled shoes to complete her outfit.
Victoria was already standing in the ring as Jessica made her way up the
steps and through the ropes. The girls walked to the center of the ring as
the ref called for the bell. While exchanging jeers at each other, Jessica
wound back and slapped Victoria across the face. This staggered the Spice
Girl, but it also gave her a chance to pounce back with a vicious right hook
to the stomach of the teen pop star. Jessica folds in half and falls to her
knees. Posh Spice picks her up by her ponytail and applies a side headlock.
She wrenches in on her until Jessica backs into the ropes and whips her
across the ring. As Posh bounds off the ropes, Jessica puts her head down
for a back body drop, but Posh stops, puts Jessica’s head between and plants
her with a vicious pile driver.
Jessica falls to the mat, appearing to be unconscious. Victoria goes for
the pin, but Jessica kicks out at two. Victoria once again picks Jessica up,
but while she is gloating to Baby Spice, Jessica punches her in the gut
three times and battles out of Posh’s grasp. As Victoria is stunned, Jessica
connects with a standing dropkick to the knee, which makes Posh screams in
pain and fall to the mat. Jessica doesn’t stop on the attack to Victoria’s
knee as she kicked the knee as hard as she can. On the ground, almost in
tears, Posh tends to her injured knee.
Jessica slowly picks up Posh and as soon as she gets her to her feet, kicks
her knee out from under her. Victoria falls back to the mat, this time
hitting her head extremely hard, and almost becomes unconscious. Jessica,
sensing victory, walks over to Christina and gives her a high five. She
gyrates for the crowd a little bit over Posh’s body to show her dominance
over her. Christina claps loudly and taunts some of the ringside fans.
Simpson, who had claimed before the match that she would make Victoria beg
for mercy, walks over to her legs and starts to put on a Figure-4. Suddenly,
Posh springs to life and rolls up Jessica into a small package. The ref
comes over and slaps the mat two times, but on the third time down, Jessica
gets out of the pin attempt. Now enraged she let this happen to her, Jessica
picks up Posh and whips her into the ropes. Unable to stand on her own
because of her knee, Victoria falls to the mat almost right after Jessica
releases her. Jessica realizing that Posh’s last pin attempt was the only
offense she could put up, wanted to toy with her new found prey a little bit
more.
As Posh lay down on the mat face first, Jessica runs over and drops a leg
right across the back of Victoria’s head. Grasping for her head now instead
of her knee, Victoria leaves her knee open to more attacks. Jessica grabs
her leg and snaps it backwards in a half crab. Christina jumps up on the
apron and begins to distract the ref so he can’t see Victoria tapping out in
pain. Seeing this, Baby Spice runs over and pulls Christina off the apron
and onto the floor. The ref jumps to the outside to try and break up the
catfight, which gives Jessica ample opportunity to punish Posh even more. As
she picks up Posh, she stands her up straight so she is face to face with
her. Posh, still unable to attack, is basically out on her feet.
Jessica promptly kicks Posh in the stomach and places her head between her
legs. Simpson hooks both of Victoria’s arms and immediately gives her a
Pedigree, smashing the Spice Girls’ face into the mat. On the outside,
Christina finally got the upper advantage on Baby Spice as she knocked her
out with a chair shot to the head, followed by a leg drop with the chair on
top of Emma’s face.
When Jessica sees that the other Spice Girl has been knocked out, she
screams at the crowd “Time to finish off this little bitch!” She once again
goes to apply the figure-4, which wakes up Victoria long enough to scream that she submits. The ref calls for the bell, but Jessica won’t let go of the hold. The ref turns around to call for help, only to get a chair shot straight to the head. Christina takes off her heels and climbs to the top rope. As Jessica is still applying the Figure-4, Christina leaps off the top rope with a moonsault right onto the chest of Victoria. Jessica finals lets go of the hold, but Christina wants to teach these two Spice Girls a lesson.
Jessica jumps to the outside of the ring and picks up the still unconscious
Baby Spice and throws her into the ring. Christina tells Jessica to put on a
Boston Crab to Emma, which Jessica promptly does. Baby Spice is crying out
in agony as Christina once again climbs to the top rope. This time, she
comes down with a leg drop to the back of Emma’s head, and knocks her out
immediately. Jessica lets go of Emma and slides her to the middle of the
ring. Christina looks over to Jessica, as if they had planned this out
before hand, picks up Victoria, and the two of them combine on a Dudley
Death Drop.
Christina drags the other Spice Girl to the center of the ring and each
other them put a foot on a different victim, Jessica on Victoria and
Christina on Emma. Jessica has beaten two Spice Girls and was sure that any
of the other ones would not challenge her. Jessica and Christina walked out
of the ring and up the ramp to a chorus of boos. At the top of the ramp,
they raised their hands in victory and walked through the entrance way to
the back.
Winner by Submission: Jessica Simpson
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