JESSICA SIMPSON VS BABY SPICE

VS


By Only One Herm
In the back, Baby Spice, AKA Emma, was getting ready for her upcoming match with Jessica Simpson. Baby Spice remembers how this match was made. It all seems so recent...

"Hey BABY Spice! You couldn't lick the crap off my boots in the ring!" explaime Jessica Simpson. "I bet I could beat you just like I beat Shakira, with one arm tied behind my back!"

Baby Spice, not known to be much of the aggressive one, started to get a fury lit from under her. She flung her two pigtails back behind her and turned to face Jessica. "I bet I could beat you in any type of match you wanted, and I do mean ANY type of match."

With that, Jessica knew she had her right where she wanted her. "Alright, bitch. You got it! I want you in a cage match, but one stipulation. You can't EVER leave the cage. You must pin or submit me to win, and the same goes for me for you. Do you accept or are you too much of a BABY to do that?"

Emma, knowing that Jessica was quite a good wrestler, hesitated a moment. She could feel her other Spice Girls staring at her, waiting to make a decision. This could be the perfect opportunity to show them that she was a lot more than just a "baby." "Alright!" Emma shouted. "I accept your match, but under the circumstances that no one can be at ring side for either one of us."

"Thats fine by me." said Jessica. "See you in the cage, little girl." With that Jessica walked away to her dressing room. The match had been made.

Now all Emma could do was wonder how she was going to beat Jessica in a match under her own terms. Emma was no mean a slouch when it came to working out, but Jessica was so young and physically fit, she would have to beat her quick if she wanted to win this match. A worker for the federation came in and told Baby Spice it was time for her match. "Thank you, I'll be right there." Emma hurridly put on her outfit, which consisted of her long blond hair into two pig tails, a hot pink top with sleeves, but only came to the bottom of her breasts. Her midsection was bare and her legs were only covered by very short hot pink shorts that came only to the bottom of her very fine backside. Her hot pink boots had white laces and white socks that came out of the top. She laced up her boots and preceded to walk out to the ring.

A ring announcer was in the ring as the cage was being lowered. "Intoducing first, from England, give it up for BABY SPICE!" With that she walked out onto the entrance ramp to the ovationn of the crowd. She walked down to the ring and was helped through the door to the cage. She stood in the middle of the ring, waiting for Jessica to stroll down the ramp.

"Now, please welcome, from the United States of America, Pop-Icon, Jessica Simpson!!" With the very mention of her name, the crowd began to boo loudly. She was once one of America's sweethearts until she teamed up with Christina Aguilera and Generation Prime. A few seconds later, Jessica walked out onto the ramp with a flurry of pyrotechnics. Her long blond hair was kept back in a pony tail that came down to the bottom of her neck. A silver tank top covered her entire upper body except for a little bit of midsection, and a lot of cleavage. Long, silver pants finished out her outfit with black boots that you could barely see.

She walked confidently to the ring, knowing that she could easily dispatch of this little girl in a matter of minutes. She couldn't be too confident though, cause Baby Spice had taken down a couple of the bigger names in the federation as of late. She got into the ring just as Baby Spice had done, and just to intimidate the Spice girl, she grabbed the lock from the ref and locked the cage herself. With that, the bell rung and the match was underway.

They circled each other a couple of time, Jessica with a sneer on her face and Emma with a look of concentration. Finally, they locked up and neither could get the big advantage. Jessica decided to get things her way and backed Emma up into the corner. The ref called for the break and when Jessica let go, she rammed her knee into the exposed midsection of Emma. She did this twice more which made Emma fall to her knees, grasping her midsection. Jessica grabbed Emma by her pigtails and threw her accross the ring, landing flat on her face.

Emma was still grasping her midsection when Jessica came over and dropped a leg across the back of Emma's head and immediatly put her into a head sciccors. Jessica clamped down as Emma struggled to free herself. Jessica let go just a little bit to give Emma a thought that she could get out, but them immediatly clamped on the headsciccors again. Emma twisted her body so Jessica was on her back and her head inbetween her thighs. She jumped over Jessica to make it into a pin. The ref went down and counted one...two...but before he could hit three, Jessica let go of the move and let Baby fall to the mat.

With Jessica on her back Emma had her first chance to mount an offensive attack. Emma grabbed Jessica's leg and twisted her onto her back and slapped on a half crab. Jessica was now the one who was in pain and was screaming. The ref went down to ask Jessica if she wanted to tap out, but Ms. Simpson only spat in his face. With one swift move, Jessica brought her other leg up and connected with the side of Emma's head, forcing her to let go of her leg and reach for her head.

Jessica, a little slow getting up, walks over to Emma and drops an elbow right across the chest of Baby Spice. She goes for the quick cover, but only get a two count. She picks Emma up and whips her into the ropes. On the way back, Jessica moves back and gives Emma a drop toe hold right into the side of the cage. She hit so hard, that she busted open the top of her head a little and began bleeding. It looked like she was about out of the match, but she wasn't going to give up.

When Jessica came over to pick her up, Emma kicked her leg out from under her and Jessica fell onto the back of her head. Emma bounded up and as quickly as she could, locked on a Texas Cloverleaf on the prone pop star. Jessica, who's leg was already hurting from the Half crab, was now in significant pain. Jessica tries to get to the ropes and struggles her way across to them. She finally makes it to the ropes and the ref taps Emma on the shoulder and tells her to let go.

Emma, thinking she won, raises her arms in victory and walks over to the door to get let out. When the ref tells her the match isn't over, she turns around only to see Jessica is already on her feet and connects with a Superkick to the face of Baby Spice. Emma crumples to the mat, knocked out entirely. Jessica seeing that the match is basically over, drags Emma to the middle of the ring and begins to climb the side of the cage. At the top of the cage, Jessica turns around to steady herself. Seeing that Emma was still out on the ground, she leaps off the top of the cage and delivers a HUGE legdrop across the neck of the Spice Girl.

With that, Jessica lays on top of Emma, reaches over to her far leg and hooks it so the ref can count the pin. The ref comes over and hits the mat three times and calls for the bell. Jessica stands up and the ref raises her hand in victory. She begins to walk over to the door, but turns around and walks back over to the unconcious Spice Girl. She picks her up, places her head inbetween her legs, and drops her with a Pedigree. Happy with the destruction of Emma, she leaves the ring to a chorus of boos and jeers. The cage is lifted and a medical team rushes out to help Emma.

Winner by Pinfall: Jessica Simpson

JESSICA SIMPSON VS POSH SPICE

VS

Jessica Simpson had been talking up her match with Baby Spice for quite some time. She had demolished the little Spice Girl in a cage match and was calling out any challenger that had the guts to face her in the ring. Victoria AKA Posh Spice, came up to Jessica Simpson and challenged her to a regular match, with the exception that she could bring Emma down to the ring with her. Jessica agreed, only if she could bring someone down too. Victoria agreed to this and it was later announced that the leader of Generation Prime, Christina Aguilera, would accopmany Jessica Simpson down to the ring.

The night of the match came and the combatants were introduced. Victoria and Emma strutted down to the ring with the aura of confidence. They knew for the Spice Girl invasion to truly work, they needed to pick up the win against Generation Prime. Posh came down wearing black, high cut, leather shorts, a black vest, that showed off her slender midsection quite well, and long wrestling boots that came up to around mid calf. Baby wore a pink sundress with long white socks and white shoes. Her hair was put up into two ponytails and she was really putting over the “Baby Spice” gimmick.

Jessica and Christina came down to the ring next to a chorus of boos. Ever since Christina broke off from the popular Generation Next, anywhere her new group went got a loud ovation of boos. Jessica had a snide smile as she strutted down to the ring. Her white tank top with pink trimming accented her large breasts nicely, while her white, also with pink trimming, short shorts, made her ass look even better. Her outfit was completed with white boots with pink laces. Christina walked right behind her, wearing a blue tight tank top that said “Generation Prime” on the back. She wore black leather pants with black-heeled shoes to complete her outfit.

Victoria was already standing in the ring as Jessica made her way up the steps and through the ropes. The girls walked to the center of the ring as the ref called for the bell. While exchanging jeers at each other, Jessica wound back and slapped Victoria across the face. This staggered the Spice Girl, but it also gave her a chance to pounce back with a vicious right hook to the stomach of the teen pop star. Jessica folds in half and falls to her knees. Posh Spice picks her up by her ponytail and applies a side headlock. She wrenches in on her until Jessica backs into the ropes and whips her across the ring. As Posh bounds off the ropes, Jessica puts her head down for a back body drop, but Posh stops, puts Jessica’s head between and plants her with a vicious pile driver.

Jessica falls to the mat, appearing to be unconscious. Victoria goes for the pin, but Jessica kicks out at two. Victoria once again picks Jessica up, but while she is gloating to Baby Spice, Jessica punches her in the gut three times and battles out of Posh’s grasp. As Victoria is stunned, Jessica connects with a standing dropkick to the knee, which makes Posh screams in pain and fall to the mat. Jessica doesn’t stop on the attack to Victoria’s knee as she kicked the knee as hard as she can. On the ground, almost in tears, Posh tends to her injured knee.

Jessica slowly picks up Posh and as soon as she gets her to her feet, kicks her knee out from under her. Victoria falls back to the mat, this time hitting her head extremely hard, and almost becomes unconscious. Jessica, sensing victory, walks over to Christina and gives her a high five. She gyrates for the crowd a little bit over Posh’s body to show her dominance over her. Christina claps loudly and taunts some of the ringside fans.

Simpson, who had claimed before the match that she would make Victoria beg for mercy, walks over to her legs and starts to put on a Figure-4. Suddenly, Posh springs to life and rolls up Jessica into a small package. The ref comes over and slaps the mat two times, but on the third time down, Jessica gets out of the pin attempt. Now enraged she let this happen to her, Jessica picks up Posh and whips her into the ropes. Unable to stand on her own because of her knee, Victoria falls to the mat almost right after Jessica releases her. Jessica realizing that Posh’s last pin attempt was the only offense she could put up, wanted to toy with her new found prey a little bit more.

As Posh lay down on the mat face first, Jessica runs over and drops a leg right across the back of Victoria’s head. Grasping for her head now instead of her knee, Victoria leaves her knee open to more attacks. Jessica grabs her leg and snaps it backwards in a half crab. Christina jumps up on the apron and begins to distract the ref so he can’t see Victoria tapping out in pain. Seeing this, Baby Spice runs over and pulls Christina off the apron and onto the floor. The ref jumps to the outside to try and break up the catfight, which gives Jessica ample opportunity to punish Posh even more. As she picks up Posh, she stands her up straight so she is face to face with her. Posh, still unable to attack, is basically out on her feet.

Jessica promptly kicks Posh in the stomach and places her head between her legs. Simpson hooks both of Victoria’s arms and immediately gives her a Pedigree, smashing the Spice Girls’ face into the mat. On the outside, Christina finally got the upper advantage on Baby Spice as she knocked her out with a chair shot to the head, followed by a leg drop with the chair on top of Emma’s face.

When Jessica sees that the other Spice Girl has been knocked out, she screams at the crowd “Time to finish off this little bitch!” She once again goes to apply the figure-4, which wakes up Victoria long enough to scream that she submits. The ref calls for the bell, but Jessica won’t let go of the hold. The ref turns around to call for help, only to get a chair shot straight to the head. Christina takes off her heels and climbs to the top rope. As Jessica is still applying the Figure-4, Christina leaps off the top rope with a moonsault right onto the chest of Victoria. Jessica finals lets go of the hold, but Christina wants to teach these two Spice Girls a lesson.

Jessica jumps to the outside of the ring and picks up the still unconscious Baby Spice and throws her into the ring. Christina tells Jessica to put on a Boston Crab to Emma, which Jessica promptly does. Baby Spice is crying out in agony as Christina once again climbs to the top rope. This time, she comes down with a leg drop to the back of Emma’s head, and knocks her out immediately. Jessica lets go of Emma and slides her to the middle of the ring. Christina looks over to Jessica, as if they had planned this out before hand, picks up Victoria, and the two of them combine on a Dudley Death Drop.

Christina drags the other Spice Girl to the center of the ring and each other them put a foot on a different victim, Jessica on Victoria and Christina on Emma. Jessica has beaten two Spice Girls and was sure that any of the other ones would not challenge her. Jessica and Christina walked out of the ring and up the ramp to a chorus of boos. At the top of the ramp, they raised their hands in victory and walked through the entrance way to the back.

Winner by Submission: Jessica Simpson
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